Poetic Wine
Cedar Hill, TX
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Ty-fenition
In this world where defentions, perceptions, and intent can be misunderstood or not clear it is important to have a source or reference that will clear up the doubt. Ty-fentions is one option for you...otherwise you can choose "webster" who has been around longer and has more status...lol
- Q. What's a Tyfention?
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In this world where defentions, perceptions, and intent can be misunderstood or not clear it is important to have a source or reference that will clear up the doubt. Ty-fentions is one option for you...otherwise you can choose "webster" who has been around longer and more status...lol- Q. Why should I use or consider Tyfention when seeking the meaning of something?
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You dont. But on days where you are tired of the "Political correct" answer or the tradition way of thinking Tyfentions may help you make it a better situation.- Q. Can I use Tyfentions in school, court, church, or if I'm running for President of United States
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I would just say if you use it be prepared for whatever may be the results of it. We will not be responsible for your "poor judgement" unless your "poor judgement" nets you a profit of 50,000 USD or more then we will ask that you pay us on a 20% assistance fee.
If you are running for public office and you use it we simply ask that is elected you give us a well-paying position in your administration. (I'm sure Herman Cain would use some of our stuff)- Q. What if there is no Tyfenition for my question or statement?
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Then it means we have not been asked the question or refused to answer it. You may submit it and we will decide if we will answer it.- Q. Can a Tyfention be changed?
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Yes- Q. In regards to the last question can you gives us more information on it?
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Sure? Like What?- Q. Nevermind
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That's not a question?- Q. What is a good man? Every woman I meet says they are looking for one...please help
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A myth much like the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, and Honest Politicians. Women made the term up because they were raised thinking they would grow up and be a princess. All princesses end up with a "good man".
This is for entertainment purposes. If we describe you or your situation it is clearly by chance...so that was our untraditional way of saying dont attempt to sue us because you think we are talking about you. This is the only statement on this site that is targeted at you.
We will not be responsible for your "poor judgement" unless your "poor judgement" nets you a profit of 50,000 USD or more then we will ask that you pay us on a 20% assistance fee.
If you are running for public office and you use it we simply ask that is elected you give us a well-paying position in your administration. (I'm sure Herman Cain would use some of our stuff. For the record we like you Mr. Cain...9...9...what was the last number?)
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